Man: Argh! Ow1!
Woman: What’s wrong? Did you hurt yourself?
Man: I just banged2 my head.
Woman: Are you okay? Is it bleeding3?
Man: I think it’s okay.
Woman: Let me check… No, I don’t think you’ve cut yourself. How did you do it?
Man: I was getting something out of that cupboard and when I stood up I banged my head on the shelf, there.
Woman: You’re always doing4 stupid things and hurting yourself! Why can’t you be more careful?
Man: Not now5, okay?
Woman: Maybe you should put some ice on it?
Man: Ice? Why?
Woman: To stop it swelling up6.
Man: It’ll be okay. I might have a little bump7, that’s all.
Woman: You are impossible8! Why do I even bother?
Man: I thought I was the one who was hurt…